It Works On My Machine Tee - Ship The Machine

IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE TEE

The most reliable sentence in software: technically true, completely unhelpful, said by every developer at least once a sprint. On the back, a hand-drawn build pipeline tells the whole story — code flows cleanly from the laptop, into the pipeline, up to the cloud, and straight into a frazzled brain — capped with the eternal closing argument: "IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE." On the chest, a small RC mark. Wear it to standup and let the shirt file the bug report for you.

It's the shirt for anyone who has watched a green local build die in CI, reproduced a bug that refused to exist in front of witnesses, or typed "weird, works here" with complete sincerity. Which is to say: everyone who has ever shipped code.

Printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee that starts broken-in and softens from there — comfortable through a full day of debugging something that, again, works locally.

SPECIFICATIONS

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk, substantial

• Finish: garment-dyed for lived-in color that softens with wear

• Fit: relaxed cut, double-needle stitching, tubular knit (no side seams), sewn-in label

• Sizes: S–4XL in multiple colors — check the Comfort Colors 1717 size chart (it runs roomy)

• Blank: Comfort Colors® 1717

CARE

Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) · no bleach · tumble dry low · iron/steam low · do not dry clean