Training in Progress Crewneck
TRAINING IN PROGRESS CREWNECK
Interrupting an engineer mid-focus is like killing a training run at epoch 41 of 500: everything since the last checkpoint is gone, and nobody knows how long the restart takes. This crewneck states the situation plainly. Front: a small, no-nonsense "do not interrupt." Back: a hand-drawn progress bar — TRAINING IN PROGRESS · epoch 41/500 · ETA: unknown — so the people behind you in the coffee line get the message too.
It works for actual training runs, deep debugging, studying, or lying on the couch doing absolutely nothing — the beauty of an unlabeled process is that nobody can prove which one is running.
Midweight and brushed-soft on the inside, with a relaxed drop-shoulder cut made for long sits — the sweatshirt equivalent of a process that's been running for nine hours and refuses to be paged out.
SPECIFICATIONS
Fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester, medium-heavy weight (blend varies slightly by color)
Fit: relaxed with dropped shoulders — built for layering and long sessions
Construction: tubular knit (no side seams), 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
Comfort: tear-away tag, printed inner neck label — nothing scratchy
Compliance: REACH certified · made in Bangladesh
CARE
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) · non-chlorine bleach only if needed · tumble dry low · iron/steam low · do not dry clean

